20 August 2009

so NOT cool anymore...

i love nature. my favorite way to begin the day is to sit quietly outdoors & watch the sun rise, giving thanks for another glorious day...i love to spend time on the water...time among our flowers & herbs...time watching the wildlife do its thing...but sometimes nature gets close...
a bit too close...
as in front door close!...last week this crazy lady (the size of my hand with fingers spread) set up housekeeping in our front entryway...she was promptly evicted!!! yesterday her friend, no doubt miffed at front-door visitor's swift 'removal,' laid a nice trap for me across our sliding glass door to the back deck. well now, hound patrol moves out sometimes before the light of dawn & this was one of those days. i generally follow them out the door to prevent unwanted 'neighborly' visits. coffee in hand, i was on the tail of the Elusive L. when something felt a bit...ehem...off! & then something was definitely a bit 'on' ~~ as in ON ME!!!!! our new arachnid neighbor (another one the size of my hand was ALL. OVER. ME!!!!!! her web was ALL. OVER. ME!!!!!
in a flash my coffee was all over her. D. was down the stairs with palpitations. boyworld was way-too-awake at an awful hour. most likely our entire neighborhood joined them in this pre-dawn unplanned rising! my screams could have won an oscar. now, i don't want to hurt living creatures, but i am sorry to say, this time i cared not one wit for that spider's well-being. 8 legs crawling on me in my house = serious lack-of-thought-thrashing-throwing-screaming reaction.
D. assured me she was back out the door & even down the deck stairs with a distinct coffee trail (he claims i probably drowned her in that stuff~~ what a waste of good coffee!). i don't know... but from now on, no home exits without light & a spider-removing stick! & now, back to my regularly scheduled summer relaxing...

4 comments:

Liza said...

So that was you screaming.... heard all about it. At least ours have manners and stay off to the side of the entrance. :)

Leslie said...

I had a near-miss last weekend after watching little K while his folks attended a wedding. J turned on the light outside the side entrance as I was leaving, illuminating a huge web and spider that may be related to those taking up residence at your place. Fortunately I saw her and exited from another door! J was out there with his camera as I drove away . . .

Britt-Arnhild said...

I share your love of nature, and like you I have problems with spiders.
Oh my, what a size!

rochambeau said...

Dear Friend,
Yes! I can relate!! Like you I'm a fan of nature, just not spiders on the back of my neck please (this happened today)!!!

Lovely photos.
Hugs to you~
xox
Constance