last week at the dentist's office...
Dr. B: Yeah, you really did a number on your tooth.
Me (with lots of tools & cotton in my mouth): arfuafhfhagef
Dr. B: I see. Now I'm just going to drill with this and gouge with that and splash a lot of water around while my daring assistant slurps up the mess.
Dr. B: Very good. If it hurts, just let me know.
Me (eyebrows shoot up, intensified gaze): AFLFLSLSLFLSF!! (i am not a fan of dental pain)
Dr. B: That's right. (resumes working on my poor tooth) Remind me again, where was it you were supposed to go...
Dr. B: Oh yes, Rome. Well, this is hardly a fair exchange.
Me: fmafdskfda (translation...ya think??!?!!)
On the next visit remind me to tell Dr. B.to stick a poster of the the Fontana di Trevi on his ceiling!!